"Right here," I say and lift my shirt up and show him, Ava, Luke, Nova, Danny, and my name tattooed on my ribs in their handwriting. "The fuck!?" left kudos on this work! With Bucky, I was it was good. He breaks the stare he's got going with Bruce and opts for staring at the floor with a lost look. Peed in a suit., Oh, come on, Tony whines. She also knows that Clint maybe, possibly, might have this thing where if he doesn't get cuddled he'll feel rejected and go from happy drunk to wistful drunk. including: But Steve smiles and nods, still looking sad but not too much. Okay, okay. No, we decided no strings, and then there were strings, strings everywhere except they were invisible strings, you know? By the time it got to Sam, he decided to tease Steve and Bucky a little more by saying "Never have I ever had a boyfriend.". Worst idea ever, woke up on the ceiling with no memory of how I got there or how I was covered in glitter," I say and everyone nods. or 'never have I ever wore a dress.' See, that's not playing fair, Barton. The adults just sputter and stare at us dumbfounded. Clint shrugs and looks over at his boyfriend? Shuri You are not doing that when Clint is this drunk.. He doesn't drink; everyone else does even Thor. ", Tony drank and everyone turned to look at Peter when he grinned and mumbled "Didn't get caught." "Is that true, referee M Jee?" It was easy. Tony shrugs like it was nothing, his smirk just shy of a full-on shark grin. But pain leads to power, or so people say, and Agent Sola certainly is powerful. Dad questions and I can see him starting to turn red. I am. Then he looks contemplative. Possibly from Clint. Stupid Sally. Move along, Rhodey continued to scowl, glaring murderously at Tony. A small, annoying part of him wonders if Tony's actually been personally acquainted with Captain America's dick and adds that if Clint wants to find out, this would be the perfect opportunity. Bruce and Steve sit on the other side, and between the six of them they make a semi-neat circle. But I'm still sleepy. He shifts closer, presses more firmly against Clint's back. "Never ever have I accidentally bent metal," Rohdey says and I laugh and take a gulp along with . Seriously? I thought we agreed that wouldn't be a good idea., No no, Tony says and shakes his head violently, something that throws him off-balance again. With the realisation that this was actually pretty funny, came the crashing realisation that it was Ned's turn, NED, who knew his secret, and was drunk. Maya Romanoff was trained to be a killer, so she feels she doesn't deserve love. AU of the avengers where they are all in highschool in present time and it will probably not go anywhere but enjoy anyway lol. The silence prompts Clint to pry open his eyes. You bribed him, didn't you? She sounds disappointed, as if she'd hoped for something less obvious. We are, aren't we?. Your virtues are all intact. He pauses. Random people in classrooms Score one for Stark!. She'll kick his ass on the next training, but that's cool. Before they started, they all agreed to not let the game get sexual as there was a child present. Yet, here she was wide awake with a pain in her back, her baby doing what felt like flips and her stomach growling. #unlimitedpride "no matter what everyone else thinks, you're still a loser" a quote by MJ, (this is a chapter) Gender Fluid Loki and a A/N, "I Have A Son" (dc and marvel crossover)(preview), wASSUP FRICKERS(quick question also,memes), PRIDE MONTH, SOLVES ALL YO PROBLEMS BABY(but without my sadness), the final addition to the "if tony was peters bio dad" gif set(endgame spoilers).
Marvel: The Beast System Chapter 100, a Marvel + Avengers Crossover Clint's missed this more than he's missed the sex. This is my room.. Also I miss the sex., Yeah, Clint says slowly. 'Course you can. No joke, no leering, no inappropriate comment. We are to speak untruth? Thor asks, frowning at this new turn of events. You said that last night too.. "Never Have I Ever been brainwashed." Of course. Steve's smile turns rueful, and Clint's a little proud that the Cap is slowly learning that sarcasm is the best way to deal with Tony Stark. left kudos on this work! Because it's better than watching you run. He sighs. I hope you're kidding. And then I ran. It Multi-fandom oneshots. The Avengers have been keeping tabs on a mysterious kid who the believe to be a terrorist. It's not about what I think, Tony, Clint says. Your turn, L'oreal, Tony says and claps Thor on the back. Come on, that one was obvious, Clint complained. She takes a picture and texts it to her group chat with Eleanor, Fabiola, and Aneesa: our last brain cells, she captions it. Mmm, neat. Which is, Clint muses, exactly what he is. Instead he turns onto his side, a little closer to Clint but not really coming onto him not that Clint can notice, at least. Does that mean you're single, Barton?. Clint slips under the covers still half waiting for the other shoe to drop, or any shoe to drop, really, but Tony just closes his tablet and tangles their legs. Tony's eyes widened, how the fuck did that crazy lunatic get someone so sweet like Peter "Jesus Christ, Pete. We're never gonna get started, are we? He lets himself fall back against the fluffy pillows and feels Natasha poke a finger into his side. guess whos sleeping on the stairs again ???? You gonna run off every time someone asks if we're dating? He frowns at the ceiling. Sometimes the only way we could eat was to dine and dash, Steve shrugged. That in itself wouldn't be such a huge deal, because ideas are ideas and can be contained as long as they stay that way. What the HELL?' C'mon., Tony looks up and doesn't pull back, which means he's close enough that Clint could count his eyelashes if he wanted to. Yeah, no real surprise there, Clint sounded almost disappointed. I smell a demi, Brucie. Only a few drops of mead spill on the carpet, and Tony giggles like a mad scientist. Honestly of all the IronDad stories, this one is by far the best written, and quite possibly has the best finale I've seen in fanfiction ever. I have the besht ideas ever, Tony says with a blissful sigh. Spill." No offense, Widow, but you scare the shit out of me.. *SPOILERS* When it was Ned's turn, a few people only had one finger left, including Peter. Really, Barton? Natasha mutters and drinks with him. Wait, Flash? Tony snorts. Clint and I aren't, and have never been, in a romantic relationship.. I am wounded that you would think something that awful of me, Agent Romanoff. I just I guess it comes down to the person, and not their equipment? The last part sounds like a question, one of his 'is this something that makes sense in this century' ones. Never have I ever ooh, wait, question.. tip: katekyou "alternate universe" sort:>words. Blanket excuse.. This story is complete. Tony laughs, tells him to shut up, and kisses him. Only alcoholics use glasses, Tony huffs and grabs a bag of M&M's. "Peter! Thor seems to think it's all hysterical. It was, Steve says softly. How will she react? We had to steal, Wanda shrugged, seemingly uncaring. Happy New Year Paxton, she whispered.Happy New Year Devi, he murmured back before drawing her in again. They start to cuddle, an oddity Clint isn't even aware of until one movie night, when he wakes up long after the movie's done and the others have gone to bed. Never Have I Ever Chapter 1, an avengers fanfic | FanFiction All of the original Avengers and Loki are holed up with no electricity, and get very bored. It's not needed; the genius does a fucking smashing job by himself, and Clint can't be bothered to give any shits. Thor's a beast in the sack.. Puts his hand on Tony's naked hip. Ned shook his head, as if to say; 'No, don't do this, jeez Pete! They quickly released Gamora from the Soul Stone, then scattered the Stones to the edges of the universe. Nah, stay here. Go, all of us. Are you hammered, Stark?. It's Tony's turn so he said "never have I ever been drunk" Taking a shot. "Never ever have I ever been arrested," Aunt May says and everyone but her takes a drink. For the first time, it strikes him that Tony's well within his right to kick him out. Tony remembered Peter telling him about the new kid at his school and how he had gushed about how cool the guy was, almost certain he had gotten the name right. Okay, so I reacted kind of not-awesomely, but I mean, it came out of the blue and I've only been thinking about it for six days and it's not like we ever-. Holy shit that was a amazhang thing to come back to, I can't thank you lot enough. No, Clint says, because they didn't. Sensitive information and details from missions. The guy isn't being handsy; not even clingy. So he stumbles through the long hallway leaving to their other sleeping quarters that Tony got them probably for this exact reason, Clint muses as he bumps into walls and doors. It's like you don't know me at all. He grins and looks very lost. Nova questions and they all nod sheepishly. It's strangely optimistic, for her, and Clint wonders if the crazy genius has grown on her too. Devi woke up abruptly, after a sharp pain shot up her back, as her baby girl kicked her twice hard in the back. Peter didn't know how to respond, the sudden worry etched in MJ's voice throwing him off. Clint never liked those, more one for sharp, searing taste than soft sweetness himself (and wow, isn't that a metaphor for his life). Abe was laughing quite loudly at a joke Charles was telling. #tomhollandspeterparker. One beat. Wait. You looked all cute and Sleeping Beauty. Prompt made by: Me It was a Friday night and the Avengers had come back from their latest mission tired, and bored. "Well, I was trying to make it so Uncle Steve and Uncle Bucky could get drunk or like it and I needed to test it out on someone with a super metabolism so I used myself. One moment. So be warned these are different than canon. I should call Pepper! Hmmm, Tony says before popping a few pieces of colored candy into his mouth. "Tortured," Everyone but Shuri, Uncle Bruce, Aunt May, and Scott says at once. Now, he finds himself inside Peter Parker's body, his heart thumping against . I noticed how 'romantic' and 'sexual' are clearly being two separate words here, Tony says, sounding delighted. That is a fine name, indeed, Thor muses. "Same here," The rest of the junior team says while lifting up their shirts showing similartattoos. But, one day, Nurse Warner went missing and was never found. That was really nice., I know, Clint says and doesn't so much sit down as he falls on his ass. I'm no longer writing these, I do not take requests, and it's rare I even log into this account. Soft-as-silk cotton, cool and fresh under him, smelling faintly of vanilla and laundry detergent. That's all I have to say, so goodbye, until next time, and thank you all (again)! "Hell yeah. "We were in a fight and had to get away but were all hurt. Nah, you heard Steve. No! Any trade marks that appear on the site are used without permission and She grins back, not entirely unprotected, but close. #marvel If we ever disagree on missions, please don't piss on my things, Bruce says with a wry smile. Peter said. Clint's stomach does a weird little tumble that Clint is definitely not going to analyze later, and he folds his arms and keeps his eyes on the screen. Everyone's got drinks, phones are off, all's well? Tony peers around, jittery with excitement again. When they do, Clint's up and ready, twisting their arm behind their back and hooking his other arm around their neck. Its more comfortable without anyway., In MY suit!? On that thought, neither is Tony. 374 guests Fancy that., What? What if she got kidnapped, a few months before Harry was born and the Potters got attacked on the faithful Halloween night? "How do you even do that?" And the rest of you? Sam arched an eyebrow, surveying the perpetrators. He had never been in a relationship before, the homecoming date with Liz a complete disaster. No chance there. His hand's on Clint's hip now, and draws circles with rough fingertips. Tony could of sworn he had seen Bruce mouth 'Sugar Daddy', but that couldn't be right. Yes, Tony, Bruce says in his indulgent and slightly patronising tone, and Clint has another giggle-fit into Nat's shoulder. kind of way. It's not until he hears the yelled Hey- ow!
Parley Stories - Wattpad #spideypool Tony blinks, surprised, and his hands still in Clint's cropped hair. He likes tzatziki. This is the good stuff. I just had a shit handler once; treated me like the dirt under his shoe. He pockets the phone but doesn't push Tony away. Mmmmmmm, he says approvingly and wriggles a little. Natasha sets down her mug and walks out of the room without a word. "Never ever have I gotten shot," Aunt May says and everyone but her, Shuri, T'chall, and Scott takes a drink. Its called being undercover. Peter put his sleeve down again. There's one problem. MJ grinned. Then Peter took a shot.
Never Have I Ever (TV) - Works | Archive of Our Own Make me? Tony tries, and sounds hopeful. Okay. I healed up quickly. They fall into a brief silence, before Clint decides that fuck it, they're heading there anyway and there's no point in letting Stark have all the fun. Not even a little? comes Tony's voice, sulking. While we've done our best to make the core functionality of this site accessible without javascript, it will work better with it enabled. Yeah, okay, no. The elevator dinged. I thought it was just a month and three weeks., Nope, she says and somehow manages to get behind the Captain, driving him to the floor with a well-aimed kick to the back of his knees. Bruce Banner/ Hulk And I didn't so much pee on his suit as I peed in his bag so technically, I guess I've peed on five suits. He looks down at his rapidly draining bottle. He's clearly forgotten where it is, so the chances are big that he'll jump someone else unsuspecting. It wasn't said outright, but the psycho-babble hinted pretty openly that most of Tony's reasons for being an attention whore was because of his deep-seated, emotional need for approval and belonging. So I was at the police station eating a bagel when the building just started falling apart. "It was just an accident." They're just as tall, but Clint has sobriety on his side. i should continue that, and because i have writer's block and felt a moment of motivation, Paxton Hall-Yoshida/Ben Gross/Devi Vishwakumar, my benvi bias made itself known in the writing of this, but my love for every dynamic in the love triangle also made itself known, (if you consider canon proceeded as usual from 3.04 when reading this), never have i everplayed never have i ever. #fieldtrip "Ouch" she groaned quietly into her pregnancy pillow, trying not to wake Paxton and reach towards the night stand to grab her phone and check the time 4:45 A.M. Cindy stupidly pointed out that he had 'Muscles! You know Thor loves any and all things that combine alcohol, trading stories, and the ability to learn more about 'Midgardian customs'. "Moving on," Steve cleared his throat and shifted in his seat "Never have I ever been kicked out of a bar." He spends a moment taking stock of the situation; realizes that said dick probably belongs to Tony (and so does the chest that's pressed against his back), remembers that he'd fallen asleep in Tony's bed and the billionaire had let him, and that at some point there had been allusions to sober sex. #scarletwitch But you can say something you have done like, 'never have I ever eaten a cheeseburger' it just means that you have to drink, like everyone else who has done that particular thing.. Which means he usually ends up getting way drunker than the rest, and with two superhumans, a demi-god, a borderline alcoholic and a Russian as his competitors, Clint is screwed before the questions even start. Pepper would tell you to run in the other direction and the thing is, the thing is, Barton Clint that I don't want you to. He blinks owlishly at Clint and sways a little. You make a country-boy blush.. They went back into the elevator. Right?. What me and Bruce have is a special, special thing.. I don't know what you want me to say, Clint.. #hulk You go ahead, Tony, Steve says, and somehow manages not to sound condescending. He leaned against the chair, not bothered by the fact Tony was running a hand through his hair, messing it up. Steve sighs. Clint usually figures it's total bullshit, but in moments like these, he can't help but see Tony as a kid who just wants someone to pat him on the head and say you did good. Nat and Wanda took drinks. Tell me; when exactly did I become the reasonable grown-up of the two of us?
Never Have I Ever - Princess_Aleera - The Avengers (Marvel Movies Tony, stop being judgemental. You really were serious when you labeled Clint an affectionate drunk, weren't you? Bruce says to Natasha, and Clint giggles. Never have I ever woken up with no idea where I was, Wanda mused. Aha! Tony says, excited and gleeful. (Blame his spider-side). 'lfway into the Pern bottle? Tony offers. These kids have been crushed by heavy ass building but here they are, walking it off like it was nothing. And why can't he stop looking at Devi. tip: katekyou "alternate universe" sort:>words, Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings (245), Paxton Hall-Yoshida/Devi Vishwakumar (184), Paxton Hall-Yoshida & Devi Vishwakumar (54), Fabiola Torres & Devi Vishwakumar & Eleanor Wong (28), Devi Vishwakumar & Nalini Vishwakumar (18), Fabiola Torres & Devi Vishwakumar & Eleanor Wong, Indian moms are overprotective towards sons, Paxton Hall-Yoshida & Rebecca Hall-Yoshida, Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings, Ben Gross & Devi Vishwakumar & Original Character(s), "Nothing shakespeare couldn't turn into a really good play", fabiola and aneesa are together and in love because I say so, this is also lowkey a trent and eleanor fic because I love them, ben and devi are stubborn idiots and we love them, this is only ging to be sort of faithful to the play cause i do what i want, Picture Perfect Shiny Family (Holiday Peppermint Candy), this fic has 3 chapters but spans many years, howard will be in chapter 3 a LOT so im hyped about that, note: Devi only appears over text messages, Welcome to New York (It's Been Waiting for You), written for author's self-satisfaction and mental health, Everyone is awesome but I still ship Ben & Devi I'm sorry, Make the Friendship Bracelets (Take the Moment and Taste It), and i thought huh.